The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Everyone says I win the strip club
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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