All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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