White coat. Heels.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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