That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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