You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I look better un-naked...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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