you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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