all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Randomize