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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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