I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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