Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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