D3 body, D1 cock
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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