we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
your like the ambassador to my penis.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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