you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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