My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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