The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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