Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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