sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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