you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Did I show you my penis last night?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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