3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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