help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
What a dumb baby whore.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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