Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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