That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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