"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Can I color on your dick again?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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