i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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