Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
