What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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