Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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