Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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