The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Mom said you looked used
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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