who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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