Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
