Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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