Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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