STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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