She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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