in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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