4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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