suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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