you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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