your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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