You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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