You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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