Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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