he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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