Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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