ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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