i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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