how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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