all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize