like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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