Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
your room smells of hookers.
And success
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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