turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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