Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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