yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Randomize
