He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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