Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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