Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I skipped work to stalk him.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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