even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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