Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
